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| #4401 | | Positive, adj.:
Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4402 | | poverty, n.:
An unfortunate state that persists as long
as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
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| #4403 | | Power, n.:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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| #4404 | | prairies, n.:
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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| #4405 | | Prejudice:
A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #4406 | | Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
It's on the other side.
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| #4407 | | Price's Advice:
It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
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| #4408 | | Priority:
A statement of the importance of a user or a program. Often
expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't
care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less
badly than someone else.
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| #4409 | | problem drinker, n.:
A man who never buys.
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| #4410 | | program, n.:
A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input
into error messages. tr.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging
one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
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