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| #4441 | | QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
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| #4442 | | QOTD:
"I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
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| #4443 | | QOTD:
"I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with
the lost."
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| #4444 | | QOTD:
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
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| #4445 | | QOTD:
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
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| #4446 | | QOTD:
"I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
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| #4447 | | QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
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| #4448 | | QOTD:
"I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play
golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!"
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| #4449 | | QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
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| #4450 | | QOTD:
"I'm just a boy named 'su'..."
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