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#4441QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
#4442QOTD:
"I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
#4443QOTD:
"I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with
the lost."
#4444QOTD:
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
#4445QOTD:
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
#4446QOTD:
"I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
#4447QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
#4448QOTD:
"I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play
golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!"
#4449QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
#4450QOTD:
"I'm just a boy named 'su'..."
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