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#4461QOTD:
"It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
stations anymore."
#4462QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
#4463QOTD:
"It wouldn't have been anything, even if it were gonna be a thing."
#4464QOTD:
"It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out."
#4465QOTD:
"It's been Monday all week today."
#4466QOTD:
"It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun."
#4467QOTD:
"It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if
the ace is missing from his deck altogether."
#4468QOTD:
"It's sort of a threat, you see. I've never been very good at
them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective."
#4469QOTD:
"Just how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?"
#4470QOTD:
"Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
on my part."
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