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#4471QOTD:
"Like this rose, our love will wilt and die."
#4472QOTD:
"My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"
#4473QOTD:
"My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."
#4474QOTD:
"Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with
a fake?"
#4475QOTD:
"Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy."
#4476QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
#4477QOTD:
"Our parents were never our age."
#4478QOTD:
"Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies."
#4479QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
#4480QOTD:
"She's about as smart as bait."
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