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#4481 |  | QOTD: "Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
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#4482 |  | QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it."
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#4483 |  | QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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#4484 |  | QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
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#4485 |  | QOTD: "This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the left."
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#4486 |  | QOTD: "Unlucky? If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween."
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#4487 |  | QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!"
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#4488 |  | QOTD: "What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding when I mess things up."
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#4489 |  | QOTD: "What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call "baring your neck."
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#4490 |  | QOTD: "When she hauled ass, it took three trips."
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