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#4491QOTD:
"Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs."
#4492QOTD:
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"
#4493QOTD:
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
#4494QOTD:
"You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth."
#4495QOTD:
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
#4496QOTD:
All I want is more than my fair share.
#4497QOTD:
Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
save the earth!
#4498QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
#4499QOTD:
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
#4500QOTD:
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
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