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#5201Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
#5202Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains!

[1] visit, v.:
Come for a week, spend too much money and pay lots of hidden taxes,
then leave. We'll be happy to see your money again next year.
You can save time by simply sending the money, if you're too busy.
#5203We don't care how they do it in New York.
#5204Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty,
and the children are above-average.
-- Garrison Keillor
#5205What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither
goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
-- Jack Kerouac
#5206Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will
never succeed.
-- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California
#5207When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
-- Samuel Johnson
#5208When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
#5209When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
-- Weber cartoon caption
#5210When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
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