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#5251Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
#5252Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
#5253Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
#5254"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
#5255Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
#5256Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
#5257Even a cabbage may look at a king.
#5258Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
#5259Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
-- Alexander Woollcott
#5260Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being
that a belch is more satisfying.
-- Ingmar Bergman
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