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#5291 |  | I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Fields
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#5292 |  | If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
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#5293 |  | If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
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#5294 |  | If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
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#5295 |  | If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
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#5296 |  | If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy
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#5297 |  | If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
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#5298 |  | If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does. -- Groucho Marx
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#5299 |  | If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
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#5300 |  | If you're going to America, bring your own food. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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