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#5311Killing turkeys causes winter.
#5312Kissing don't last, cookery do.
-- George Meredith
#5313Kitchen activity is highlighted. Butter up a friend.
#5314Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Cooper
#5315Last week's pet, this week's special.
#5316Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
#5317Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to
eat it nevertheless.
-- Flaubert
#5318"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
#5319Life is like a tin of sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
#5320Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still
won't go away.
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