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#5481Don't feed the bats tonight.
#5482Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
#5483Don't get to bragging.
#5484Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
#5485Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
#5486Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
#5487Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
#5488Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
#5489Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
#5490Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
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