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#5511Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
#5512Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
#5513Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
#5514Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
#5515Give him an evasive answer.
#5516Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
#5517Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
#5518Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
#5519Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
#5520Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
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