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#5521Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
#5522Good day to let down old friends who need help.
#5523Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
#5524Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
#5525Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
#5526Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
#5527Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
#5528If you can read this, you're too close.
#5529If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
#5530If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
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