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#5531If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
#5532If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
#5533If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
#5534In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
#5535Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
#5536Is that really YOU that is reading this?
#5537Is this really happening?
#5538It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
#5539It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
#5540It was all so different before everything changed.
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