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#5591Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
#5592This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
#5593This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
#5594Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
#5595Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
#5596Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
#5597Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
#5598Today is the last day of your life so far.
#5599Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
#5600Today is what happened to yesterday.
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