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| #5601 | | Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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| #5602 | | Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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| #5603 | | Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
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| #5604 | | Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
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| #5605 | | Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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| #5606 | | Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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| #5607 | | Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
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| #5608 | | Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
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| #5609 | | Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
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| #5610 | | Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
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