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#5641You are taking yourself far too seriously.
#5642You are the only person to ever get this message.
#5643You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
#5644You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
#5645You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
#5646You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.
#5647You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
#5648You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
#5649You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
#5650You dialed 5483.
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