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#5691You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.
#5692You need more time; and you probably always will.
#5693You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
#5694You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
#5695You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
#5696You now have Asian Flu.
#5697You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
#5698You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
#5699You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
#5700You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
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