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#6021 |  | Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly
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#6022 |  | We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
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#6023 |  | We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities. -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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#6024 |  | What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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#6025 |  | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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#6026 |  | What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -- Steve Martin
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#6027 |  | "What shall we do?" said Twoflower. "Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent brute!" and "Here, pussy." -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
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#6028 |  | What's another word for "thesaurus"? -- Steven Wright
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#6029 |  | When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wright
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#6030 |  | When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get. -- Rodney Dangerfield
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