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| #6841 |  | It's no longer a question of staying healthy.  It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
 -- Jackie Mason
 
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| #6842 |  | It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it...
 
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| #6843 |  | Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
 
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| #6844 |  | Laetrile is the pits. 
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| #6845 |  | My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me. 
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| #6846 |  | Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them,
 And psychiatrists collect the rent.
 
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| #6847 |  | Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
 
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| #6848 |  | New England Life, of course.  Why do you ask? 
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| #6849 |  | page 46 ...a report citing a study by Dr. Thomas C. Chalmers, of the Mount Sinai
 Medical Center in New York, which compared two groups that were being used
 to test the theory that ascorbic acid is a cold preventative.  "The group
 on placebo who thought they were on ascorbic acid," says Dr. Chalmers,
 "had fewer colds than the group on ascorbic acid who thought they were
 on placebo."
 page 56
 The placebo is proof that there is no real separation between mind and body.
 Illness is always an interaction between both.  It can begin in the mind and
 affect the body, or it can begin in the body and affect the mind, both of
 which are served by the same bloodstream.  Attempts to treat most mental
 diseases as though they were completely free of physical causes and attempts
 to treat most bodily diseases as though the mind were in no way involved must
 be considered archaic in the light of new evidence about the way the human
 body functions.
 -- Norman Cousins,
 "Anatomy of an Illness as Perceived by the Patient"
 
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| #6850 |  | Paralysis through analysis. 
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